"well hi! :B" Your name is JOHNNIE EGBERT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. Since the age of 11, you have let all of your online friends assume you are a BOY, when in fact you have grown up to be a VERY CURVACEOUS GIRL. You are now 18, and very nervous about correcting anyone. As much as you'd love to meet your friends, you don't want them HATING YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN LYING FOR SEVEN YEARS. You're kind of weird like that.